Is this messed up or what!?

I had hot wings for lunch today to start off with. Took me an hour to get to the wings joint because of the snow. On my way back to work I had to take a chit, so I sped up a little. Next thing I know, getting pulled over. While the trooper was checking my i.d. I lifted my leg to f*art and I ended up chitting my pants! What a day! No ticket though!