This question is mainly for RobNyak but all are welcome to answer!!!?

So you know about my everlasting crush on my best friend whom i think is gay and were both 17. so what i am thinking is me and my friend and our parents are going bowling (family bonding crap but w/e my friends parents are cool). my moms a health freak, so before we leave shell tell us to go wash our hands. i was thinking, if by some chance my friend and i are in there alone, ill go up behind him when hes washing his hands, hug him lightly, and put my face in his hair and say something but idk what yet. also i might tell him as a hint that i think tyler hansbrough is hot, hes a coll. bball player. what do u think?